BLOG – Bumbling Boris Surveying Hong Kong Sparks Photoshop Battle 1


London mayor, bumbling posh twit and political punchline Boris Johnson was snapped surveying one of his country’s former dominions yesterday. The mop-headed Tory narcissist talked business at the British Chamber of Commerce today, days after one of his ‘Boris Buses’ failed spectacularly to make landfall in the territory…

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Predictably, hours after the Boris chopper image flew around the Twittersphere, Redditors on r/photoshopbattles set to work on ‘improving’ it. Below are some of the best…

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Reddit user ‘SimonCharles’

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Reddit user ‘gang_vape’

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Reddit user ‘SuperVoodoo’

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Reddit user ‘artman’

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Reddit user ‘FrigoRodrigo’

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Reddit user ‘Captain_McFiesty’

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Reddit user ‘Dosar’

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Reddit user ‘xWavy’

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Reddit user ‘sirmuskrat’

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Reddit user ‘fervt’

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Reddit user ‘beatless18’

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Reddit user ‘tubeyes’

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Reddit user ‘Indoor’

“Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
“But what about that shadowy place?”
“That is Shenzhen, Simba. You must never go there”

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Reddit user ‘dhpii’

Whilst Johnson called for a free trade deal between the UK and China, British chancellor and all-round slime-ball George Smugface Osbourne is also visiting the city this weekend. Eggs and flour on standby kids!

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via AFP. “Don’t… don’t let go Jack!”

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Fuck you very much poor people!

Tomorrow’s Daily Mail today!… And if you thought these were amusing, you ought check out the genius Photoshop mastery of our mainland counterparts.

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