‘NEWS’ – Philippines Demands Formal Apology & Compensation From Beijing 13


eycwfAr.png (258×73)Breaking ‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Relatives of Rizalina Bunyi, a Filipino killed in Monday’s ‘terror attack’ at Tiananmen Square, have demanded an official apology and compensation from Beijing. Protesters in Manila also called for a full apology from Premier Xi Jinping whilst insisting their own government ‘send Chinese workers home’.

Angry protests in Manila this week...

Communist Party officials responded today stating that the incident was isolated and instigated by lone wolves. Acting Beijing Mayor, Wang Anshun, maintained that the threats of economic sanctions amounted to ‘bullying’ and that “it would be unusual, inappropriate and absurd for the Chinese Premier to kowtow to the Filipino people over a freak episode.”

Philippines president, Benigno Aquino, hoisted a ‘black travel alert’ advising citizens to avoid all parts of China. “Our people will never forget October 28th, 2013. China’s government must tell the truth and take responsibility for the security lapse and professional failures of the Honour Guards,” he told reporters.

Wang Anshun, Xi Jinping and Benigno Aquino

Bereaved Hong Kong families affected by the Manila hostage crisis were offered US$75,000 by the Philippines this week. However, Jinping has refused to formally apologise or meet with Aquino, promising compensation of only US$6,449 – equal to the sum given by the Philippines government to families when soldiers are killed in action.

Yesterday, Premier Xinping was accosted by incensed Filipino journalists shouting questions about compensation. He later admitted that “Filipinos are barely real people, so this amount is about right for brown folks,” adding that “the Philippines should not punish Chinese migrant workers – they had nothing to do with this.”

Elton John – Sorry Seems the Be The Hardest Word

It’s satire, morons! …More breaking news bullshit from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard:


  • Matt Wiersum

    How I wish this were true!

  • Guest

    How I wish this were true!

  • PD

    Nice!

  • PD

    Nice!

  • Alec

    Haha, I almost believed it.

  • Alec

    Haha, I almost believed it.

  • Joseph Lau

    This is highly unlikely,compared to us, we are more civilized and we live in concrete houses not huts. They don’t even have the wits to to this basing on the fact that most people in that nation do not have enough wits to find a job other than cleaning the toilets of other civilized country.Honestly, I think they should be grateful to us.We even had to put up with their diabolical attempt to get PR here.Sorry, just saying observable reality.

  • Joseph Lau

    This is highly unlikely,compared to us, we are more civilized and we live in concrete houses not huts. They don’t even have the wits to to this basing on the fact that most people in that nation do not have enough wits to find a job other than cleaning the toilets of other civilized country.Honestly, I think they should be grateful to us.We even had to put up with their diabolical attempt to get PR here.Sorry, just saying observable reality.

    • John Lee

      in your face, Chink. Continue dreaming about you being “more civilized” than anybody else

  • Joseph Lau

    It is hard for a savage to understand a cultured person.I really don’t get why these Flips chose to continually live in a country where everybody are almost killers.Even if they choose to be a country like that, they don’t have the right to kill those nice Hong Kong residents. A compensation and a full and SINCERE public apology from their joke of a President is justified. This will also let them know that their standards are actually below other countries.

    • Andreas

      Joseph Lau, in a response to a previous article you say you are a Filipino Hong Kong resident. (http://hongwrong.com/racist-elevator/) Now you use racial slurs against Filipinos. I’m confused.

  • Joseph Lau

    It is hard for a savage to understand a cultured person.I really don’t get why these Flips chose to continually live in a country where everybody are almost killers.Even if they choose to be a country like that, they don’t have the right to kill those nice Hong Kong residents. A compensation and a full and SINCERE public apology from their joke of a President is justified. This will also let them know that their standards are actually below other countries.

    • Andreas

      Joseph Lau, in a response to a previous article you say you are a Filipino Hong Kong resident. (http://hongwrong.com/racist-elevator/) Now you use racial slurs against Filipinos. I’m confused.