Breaking News Bullshit from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: The Sub-Standard has obtained a sample of another Hong Kong government approved worksheet. The multicultural studies task below comes hours after a picture of a questionable primary 4 ‘racial harmony’ activity went viral amongst local netizens.
Breaking news bullshit from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard (it’s satire, morons)…
- China Apologises Unreservedly to Tiananmen Victims; Offers Compensation.
- Colgate to Relaunch Racist Toothpaste ‘Darkie’.
- CY Launches Anti-Corruption Agency to Monitor Anti-Corruption Agency.
- CY Leung Warns ‘Occupy’ Protest May Trigger the Apocalypse.
- Eddie Snowden ‘Dreadful to Live With’ says Relieved Safehouse Flatmate.
- Giant Duck Contracts Lung Cancer in Harbour; has Existential Crisis.
- HK Gov’t to Adapt Tsim Sha Tsui to Mainland Tourist Influx.
- Hong Kong Announces Bid for 2022 Winter Olympics Amidst Cold Snap.
- New Harbour Crossing as Island & Kowloon To Be Linked by Cable Car.
- Philippines Demands Formal Apology and Compensation from Beijing.
- Robotic CY Leung Recharge Pod Sessions to Increase.
- The Standard vs. The Sub-Standard: Battle of the Logos.
- Update: Giant Duck Finally Succumbs to Lung Cancer.