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BLOG – Shut Up and Take My Money #10

The Japanese inventors of this new health gadget insist that you need to regularly exercise your face with an overpriced wobbly spanking paddle to prevent it sagging. Currently being advertised at an MTR station near you, fitness freaks will be relieved to learn that the ‘Facial Fitness Pao‘ is finally available in Hong Kong.

Facial fitness

Definitely not bullshit

Who knew that jamming a HK$990 propeller into your cake hole every day for 30 seconds would restore “youthful expressions that brim with confidence”? This promotional video proves its effectiveness because science and graphs…